|—||Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (via feellng)|
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Martin Freeman has a palette of subtlety. And I thought, this is a new sort of acting that I’ve never seen before. - Sir Ian McKellen
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
If this isn’t in tomorrow’s episode i’m writing a complaint
Cute little semi transparent sleepy ghost to drag around on your dashboard~
|—||Bil Keane (via feellng)|