shisnojon:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 


shut the fuck up everyone knows this reference

shisnojon:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

shut the fuck up everyone knows this reference

holydoobies:

do you ever cry because you love someone so much that its scary and without them you’d be so lost and life would be pointless because i do

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

whatisleon:

hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here

you beat the odds guys

proud of u

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

I hope
you never
regret me.
5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

salt-and-pepper-panda:

leviahthan:

is anyone going to tell him there are no blades on that lawnmower

shhhhh how many times do you think a winchester has mowed a lawn shhhhhhh
tastefullyoffensive:

[ananyamously]

riversclara:

Couldn’t you just slap him sometimes?